Well, join the club.  We’ve all said that and been there. But guess what,
it probably IS your fault things don’t work out the way you want.

• We’re not saying you’re not a good person, or are fulfilling a self-defeating prophecy. 

• No, we’re not going to mutter a word of those enlightening infomercial-selling pieces telling you to become better motivated or learn the art of success, or how to allow yourself to enjoy success.

• No, it’s probably your fault because of things you did in a previous life.  It’s burnt Karma.

It’s the perfect explanation for modern day life.  You can blame yourself and still not take responsibility, because really, there was nothing you could do about it.  Chances are you were probably a horrible person in a former life, did some miserable rotten things, and the purpose of this life is to suffer for those sins.  See, it’s not really your fault, it’s a former incarnation of you that was the jerk.  So why should you be miserable for it now?

You don’t have to be.  Thanks to a new convention of modern technologies and ancient practices, you can enjoy your life.  You just have to repair your Karma. It’s not as difficult as you may think either. 

NOTE:  These kits are for entertainment purposes only.  If after using them life isn’t fair, please try another kit, as each kit only works for ONE previous life.  You might have been a jerk throughout all eternity!  Or your Karma may be so far-gone that we cannot help you at this point.